Mother-in-law Hell

My mother in law and I got along great until the day of my engagement. She lost about 200lbs. and became a nightmare! She was invited to all the planning details (florist, photographer, dj, etc.) and I even invited her to get my gown. She just said no every time. At my bridal shower she tried to wear the same outfit as me. She complained that I didn’t have enough expensive stuff on my registry. A month before my wedding she told me Bin Laden was going to blow up manhattan on my wedding day (a friend in the CIA supposedly told her this, wacko!!!). And then the kicker………. she showed up at my wedding wearing a puffy, sparkly, WHITE gown!!!! All the b*tch needed was a veil and bouquet!

Oh, but it gets better……… when we announced the pregnancy with our first child she felt the need to inform me that urinary tract infection is the number one cause of miscarriage. And now when ever she is at my home she feels the need to find something wrong with my children, either the pee too much and must have diabetes or they are going to have allergies. She is a freakin’ nightmare!!!! If she babysits for us she is sure to do everything the exact opposite of the way I wish for it to be done. And my husband doesn’t see that she does all of these sneaky manipulative things behind his back either!