Mother-in-law Hell

Just let me say I don’t have the time to list everything that bothers me about my Mil (plus no one has the time to read it). I am just going to tell you a little bit about what is driving me NUTS here lately.
She is the fakest anyone could be. You can see right through her. Everytime she addresses my husband it is with “O My Son” (with a little more moaning). It is so gross! That is not even the half of it sometimes when she hugs him she puts her hands up the back of his shirt! I am not kidding! I sometimes catch her hitting him playfully (it seems like flirting)! I could just tell she wants him to start hitting her back (playfully). She recently lost a lot of weight(she cheated and had gastric bypass) and now she is getting a boob job/ body tuck. What is next the cover of playboy (she is 62 yrs. EEEWWW!). Last time we were at her house she was close enough to my hubby that she could hug him and she lifted up her shirt (to her bra line) and scrached. I have also caught her bathing with the bathroom door opened when she knew we were there (including my three children). This is really only a couple of thing that bother me…believe me there are plenty more things about this woman that is over the top. Maybe I will write some more another time. It does feel good to write about it.