Mother-in-law Hell

Okay, lets see—–

1. I found a letter in my car written by my MIL to my husband saying that she hopes that he’s not planning on marrying me. She did not know that we had eloped.

2. She phone my husband and told him not to marry me because she sees so much anger in me. He’s the angry one and he likes that I can calm him down. She still does not know that we eloped. Hmmm, anyone wonder why he wanted us to elope?

3. She’s okay with his brother telling him to choose between that B!@#H (me) and him. He chose me.

4. She sends my husband, my daughter, and my son valentines day cards and not me.

5. She sends my husband, my daughter, and my son Easter gifts and not me.

6. We have a son with autism and she tells my husband ON CHRISTMAS DAY that we are not equipped to take care of him.

7. She visits one of her other grandchildren that lives 3000 miles away more than she visits my children that live 1200 miles away.

8. When she does visit my children, she talks to them for less than 5 minutes total in a 5 or more day visit. Even when we spent three days in a hotel across the street from Disneyland.

9. When my son was two, he tried to take a red bean from her plate and she flicked him on the forehead.

10. She tells me that when my husband does not want to do his chores, it’s just easier to do it myself.

11. She tells him that it’s okay to hit woman so long as they hit you (even if you’ve pushed them into hitting you, even in defense).

12. She constantly reminds us that we’re not good enough because we don’t have college degrees.

13. Tells me over the phone how much she buys for her other three grandchildren but never sends stuff to our children.

14. Tells me how I need to be more like one of her other DIL’s.

15. Will not let my husband I have any type of argument. She constantly has to intrude if we’re disagreeing about anything.

16. Has to interject is husband and I are bantering. He and I are both sarcastic and love playing off each other playfully but she says we’re being serious and does not buy it.

17. She cannot watch television without putting everything and everyone down. There’s a new Paula Dean commercial selling ham and she makes a comment that she’s so desperate for money that she’s doing commercials now.

18. Met my friend and her children during her last trip and would not shut-up saying that her 1 year old is going to give her trouble when he gets older and that her 6 year old is going to be in a lot of trouble and she’s going to be in trouble with the law when she gets older.

I MEAN SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!!!

What’s a girl to do?